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Country:
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City:
Ottawa
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Alrighty then, ..picture this if you will: 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51. Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy.. when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and me yelping "Holy fucking shit!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." ... Me, the chosen one.... They chose me ...,.....,.....................................

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