If you want my life story, I'd suggest reading the novel... the movie leaves way too much out. I suppose I can get the basics out there for you, at least. I am a professional Mediator and Conflict Resolution Specialist, expert Web and Graphic Designer, budding Social Entrepreneur, International Development enthusiast, accomplished Carpenter, aspiring Novelist, and a general lover of knowledge and new experiences. I have been single almost three months now, and in celebration of my accomplishments since then, I am pleased to inform you that I am currently accepting applications for a fun and personable friend with benefits in the Houston area. You must be honest, intelligent, fun, adventurous, attractive, and with an actual sense or humor. Super extra star bonus points and a special prize if you can actually manage to keep up with me in the bedroom. ;) Yes, I am actually serious about that... but nobody has managed it so far, so don't feel bad if you aren't up to the challenge.