I'm Dee. I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people.
Personally, I like to go out to bars, museums, clubs, restaurants, malls, etc. I like to have a good time wherever I am and I love to laugh and make others laugh. In my time alone I enjoy keeping up with the news, staying fit, and drinking wine. I love to cook at home, kick back in my robe and watch movies with a spicy cigar or smooth glass of Cabernet...or both. I do give foot rubs if I like you.
If you're the type who just looks at pictures to decide who you will talk to, that's great; I can be just as one-dimensional as you. If you actually read profiles that's cool, too; I love conversation.
Please don't waste my time if you're still "figuring out what you want" or any of that BS. You need to know you want me and be up front if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and I hope you are, too.
I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like Lady Gaga as much as I do Sinatra, or Jay-Z however I hate the Black Eyed Peas.
My two favorite movies are...
1. Kill Bill
2. Finding Nemo
Random Fun facts about me:
I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 5'9" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun then everyone, except when you're with me then you're having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix. I party like its 1999. I am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 400. i have made legendary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. I once bent a spoon with my mind. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the fullest and most symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after Army duty I repair electrical appliances with my bare hands free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. And I ruin a woman's lipstick but never her mascara ya dig? basically...I'm the S***
If you don't need a drunken night of binge drinking and enjoy karaoke to loosen up and you can laugh at My senseless humor then we might get along. My ideal is someone who can be happy wrapping up in a blanket and watching Thursday night ABC. You'll have to put up with a lot of smiles and laughter though.
Mistakes? I've made them.
Regret? I don't believe in.
Dope. Crazy. Fun. Interesting. Perfectly imperfect.
I feel inspired to be desired. I have something I'm looking forward to. I enjoy being me.
I'm a quote jacking, IPhone loving, nostalgia whore. Yeah I said it! I'm like a Transformer: More than Meets the Eye!
Straight - No Chaser .. that's how i like life. Don't sugar coat anything for me