What do you fantasize about when it's just you alone with your vibrator? Do you close your eyes and get off imagining being bent over and pounded by a long, thick black cock? Does the thought of being tied up and spanked get you. Cunt sopping wet? What about those things you never told your last boyfriend about because you didn't want to "freak him out"? Being handcuffed and made to cum over and over until you lose yourself in sexual bliss. Or perhaps being teased for hours until you're beggin me to let you cum well this the palce im here for hot sex i hate spammers i have a big dick and i just want to meet you for a one night thing or a causual encounter if your interested message me back and we will get this set up and exchange pictures here are my rules THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discus.s.ions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup,"
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the hell home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard answer will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Dog.gie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no banging. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement.
If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement,
it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from
the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other
words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass
understands the rules.