Hi! I'm a pretty nice guy who is looking for blah blah blah blah blah blah who cares. I would like for somebody with the balls enough to respond to this AFTER reading my very interpersonal profile ...challenge given. I perspire often and have shoes that smell really bad from a kayaking trip that went awry this past summer. I like to punch dolls for no reason. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I own 12 diaries, one for each month. I also have a 7 year old dog that loves to make me mad and happy at the same time. Once fed gators in the Bayou. I bought a house in New Jersey because I'm an idiot. Property taxes, politicians, tolls, Kim Kartrashian, and Justin Bieber piss me off. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I wear my sunglasses at night and enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches. I subscribe to some YOUTUBE channels, my favorites being Ownage Pranks and Ed Bassmaster...what! what! VICE is an awesome show and is the truth! I haven't finished Dexter yet..I know I know. I also once climbed Mt Everest, Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix. Went snowboarding shirtless two times, met Pauly Shore and went surfing once (but not in the same day)...I am from Cali after all! Watcha got?