The sun does not shine on my eyes out of respect. My whole life has already been written and published, and it's a best seller.....if it actually got sold. I open pickle jars in the first try with ease. I won the 4th grade spelling bee by misspelling all the words. When ask what I wanted to be when I was younger I said nothing because I already succeeded in life by just being born.
I once traveled back in time and accidentally stepped on a butterfly...so you are welcome to have the internet.