I been doing pipe work for almost 20 years and suddenly ... almost without warning, I am out of work. If you are a clean female, between 18-35, slender to athletic and hot with pressure build up, I'd love to chat with you a bit and possibly schedule an interview to provide pipe laying services. I have plenty of space and availability 24/7. I'll need to look at your situation real good and get a feel for the best angle the works for you, but I'm sure we can find the pressure release valve and let all the steam blow out. You'll be good after that. All work is guaranteed, so if for any reason you're not totally satisfied, I'll come right back and make it right.